Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me "OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO PARODY" Hey, got a mirror? Please forgive me Cause I see myself in your pants Oh you dont? well I'm sorry... Do you want to take a chance? I'm a thief, give me grief cause I've come to steal your heart say it clear, make you shiver and I will warm you up (CHORUS) If I said I was a real cool guy You know you wouldn't give me a try You seem to be ignoring all my signs So I'm using these pick-up-lines Cause you feel like a pair of dice and I'm rolling with you tonight If I said I want your boobies now would you hold them against me? Hey, my names milk...and guess what? I'll do your body good Whats your signs? Thats mine too that you can't deny Your legs...must be tired from running through my mind I want you, you want me I have three months left to live (Chorus) If I said I was a real cool guy You know you wouldn't give me a try You seem to be ignoring all my signs So I'm using these pick-up-lines Cause you feel like a pair of dice and I'm rolling with you tonight If I said I want your boobies now would you hold them against me? (Bridge) I really like your butt Can I wear it as a hat? (ha-ha-hat) wear it like its good backwards if I'm feeling nice