?[00:06.79]Would you like to swing on a star
[00:10.43]Carry moonbeams home in a jar
[00:13.60]And be better off than you are
[00:17.47]Or would you rather be a mule
[00:20.65]A mule is an animal with long funny ears
[00:24.40]Kicks up at anything he hears
[00:27.20]His back is brawny but his brain is weak
[00:30.55]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
[00:33.51]And by the way if you hate to go to school
[00:37.63]You may grow up to be a mule
[00:40.19]Or would you like to swing on a star
[00:43.58]Carry moonbeams home in a jar
[00:47.02]And be better off than you are
[00:50.58]Or would you rather be a pig
[00:53.85]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
[00:57.47]His shoes are a terrible disgrace
[01:00.86]He has no manners when he eats his food
[01:04.30]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
[01:07.19]But if you don't care a feather or a fig
[01:11.33]You may grow up to be a pig
[01:14.03]Or would you like to swing on a star
[01:17.48]Carry moonbeams home in a jar
[01:20.73]And be better off than you are
[01:24.36]Or would you rather be a fish
[01:27.66]A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
[01:31.36]He can't write his name or read a book
[01:34.72]To fool the people is his only thought
[01:38.10]And though he's slippery he still gets caught
[01:41.22]But then if that sort of life is what you wish
[01:45.28]You may grow up to be a fish
[01:52.43]
[01:59.03]A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
[02:01.99]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
[02:05.46]Every day you meet quite a few
[02:08.61]So you see it's all up to you
[02:13.13]You can be better than you are
[02:19.53]You could be swingin' on a star
[02:24.21]Dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu
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