[ti:it's all about pentiums]
[ar:weird al yankovic]
[al:Running with Scissors]
[00:00.00]by:beach
[00:00.01]
[00:00.02]It's all about the Pentiums, baby!
[00:05.00]Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
[00:10.00]Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
[00:13.00]It's all about the Pentiums, baby
[00:16.00]It's all about the Pentiums, baby
[00:18.00]It's all about the Pentiums! baby
[00:21.00]It's all about the Pentiums! baby
[00:24.00]What you wanna do?
[00:26.00]Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
[00:29.00]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
[00:32.00]9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
[00:34.00]Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
[00:37.00]Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
[00:40.00]Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
[00:42.00]I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
[00:45.00]I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
[00:47.00]Installed a T1 line in my house
[00:49.00]Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
[00:52.00]Upgrade my system at least twice a day
[00:55.00]I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
[00:58.00]I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
[01:00.00]I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
[01:03.00]It's all about the Pentiums, what?
[01:05.00]You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
[01:08.00]You've got white-out all over your screen
[01:10.00]You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
[01:13.00]What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
[01:16.00]You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
[01:19.00]Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
[01:21.00]You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
[01:25.00]You're the biggest joke on the Internet
[01:27.00]Your database is a disaster
[01:29.00]You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
[01:32.00]Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
[01:35.00]Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
[01:37.00]And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
[01:40.00]I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
[01:42.00]You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
[01:48.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[01:50.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[01:53.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[01:56.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[01:58.00]Now,What you wanna do?
[02:00.00]Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
[02:04.00]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
[02:06.30]9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
[02:09.00]Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
[02:11.00]Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
[02:14.00]They call me the king of the spreadsheets
[02:16.30]Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
[02:19.00]My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
[02:21.00]But it was obsolete before I opened the box
[02:24.00]You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
[02:26.50]Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
[02:29.00]Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
[02:32.00]If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
[02:34.00]My digital media is write-protected
[02:37.50]Every file inspected, no viruses detected
[02:40.00]I beta tested every operating system
[02:43.00]Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
[02:46.00]While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
[02:48.00]It does all my work without me even askin'
[02:51.00]Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
[02:53.00]I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
[02:56.00]In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
[02:59.00]You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
[03:01.50]Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
[03:04.00]Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
[03:07.00]Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
[03:09.50]If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
[03:12.00]What?
[03:13.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[03:15.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[03:17.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[03:20.00]It's all about the Pentiums!baby!
[03:23.00]What you wanna do?
[03:25.00]Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
[03:28.50]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
[03:31.00]9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
[03:32.00]What?