?[00:03.14]May I have your attention please
[00:04.63]May I have your attention please
[00:06.92]Will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:09.29]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:14.32]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.21]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.00]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.70]And started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:24.56]They first were divorce throwin her over furniture （ah）
[00:26.42]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
[00:29.08]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:31.27]And dr. dre said nothing you idiots
[00:33.84]Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （ha ha）
[00:36.33]Feminist women love eminem
[00:37.81]Slim shady I'm sick of him
[00:39.78]Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what
[00:42.36]Flippin the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:44.99]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.37]But no worse than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:49.85]Sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
[00:52.10]But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
[00:54.34]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:56.74]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.02]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:00.93]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.39]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.07]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:06.33]They got the discovery channel don't they
[01:07.64]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:10.76]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.43]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.52]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.39]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[01:21.85]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
[01:23.70]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[01:25.97]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[01:28.26]Please stand up please stand up
[01:30.59]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
[01:32.74]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[01:35.01]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[01:37.40]Please stand up please stand up
[01:39.60]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
[01:41.24]Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:44.12]You think I give a damn about a grammy
[01:46.10]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:48.62]But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[01:50.96]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:53.25]So you can sit me here next to britney spears
[01:55.71]Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:57.55]So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
[02:00.02]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:02.29]You little bitch put me on blast on mtv
[02:04.90]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee
[02:07.32]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:09.10]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
[02:11.63]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:13.61]So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:15.86]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:17.60]Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:20.08]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[02:22.30]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[02:25.32]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
[02:27.24]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[02:29.48]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[02:31.76]Please stand up please stand up
[02:34.63]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
[02:38.14]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[02:38.82]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[02:41.97]please stand up please stand up
[02:43.43]I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only givin you
[02:46.01]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:48.50]The only difference is I got the balls to say it
[02:50.44]in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
[02:52.84]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:54.35]and whether you like to admit it I just shit it
[02:56.63]better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[02:58.88]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
[03:01.28]It's funny cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
[03:03.90]I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
[03:06.00]Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
[03:08.50]And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:10.86]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
[03:12.83]He could be workin at Burger King spittin on your onion rings
[03:15.34]Or in the parkin lot circling
[03:16.42]Screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:18.06]With his windows down and his system up
[03:19.58]So will the real shady please stand up
[03:21.54]And put one of those fingers on each hand up
[03:23.56]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:25.60]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:28.87]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
[03:30.67]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[03:32.94]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[03:35.28]Please stand up please stand up
[03:37.63]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
[03:39.76]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[03:42.09]So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[03:44.38]Please stand up please stand up
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