[ti:Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)]
[ar:Flight Of The Conchords]
[al:I Told You I Was Freaky]
[00:00.00]Flight Of The Conchords - Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)
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[00:13.77]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[00:17.27]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[00:19.73](Too many dicks.)
[00:20.32]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[00:23.06](Too many dicks.)
[00:23.74]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[00:26.54](Too many dicks.)
[00:27.36]Going to the party,
[00:28.93]Sippin' on Bacardi.
[00:30.54]Wanna meet a hottie,
[00:31.98]But there's Adam, Steve and Marty.
[00:33.84]There's Billy, Todd and Tommy,
[00:35.43]They're on leave from the army.
[00:37.29]The only boobs I'll see
[00:38.54]tonight will be made of origami.
[00:40.66]
[00:40.93]Tell the players, make it understood.
[00:42.66]It ain't no good if there's too much wood.
[00:44.32]Make sure you know before you go,
[00:45.90]The dance floor bro-hoe ratio.
[00:47.52]Five to one is a brodeo,
[00:49.14]Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go.
[00:50.88]Wait outside all night to find,
[00:52.91]Twenty dudes in a conga line.
[00:54.59]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[00:57.20](Easy to fix.)
[00:58.01]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[01:00.55](Spread out the dicks.)
[01:01.33]
[01:01.51]Too many dudes,
[01:02.34]With too many dicks,
[01:03.19]Too close to my shit,
[01:04.09]Too hard to meet chicks.
[01:04.90]I need better odds,
[01:05.70]More broads, less rods.
[01:06.64]I came to do battle...
[01:07.44]Scadaddle with the cattle prods.
[01:08.47]Too many men,
[01:09.11]Too many boys,
[01:09.79]Too many misters,
[01:10.54]Not enough sisters.
[01:11.39]Too much time on, too many hands...
[01:13.53]Not enough ladies, too many mans.
[01:15.23]Not enough ladies, too many mans.
[01:16.99]Not enough ladies, too many mans.
[01:18.70]too many mans, too many mans.
[01:20.34]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[01:23.91]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[01:26.56](Too many dicks.)
[01:27.21]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[01:29.85](Too many dicks.)
[01:30.60]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[01:34.15]
[01:44.49]Too many dicks,
[01:45.24]Too many dongs.
[01:46.05]Too many schlongs,
[01:46.91]Now sing this song.
[01:47.81]Too many dicks --- on the dance floor.
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[02:11.86]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[02:15.28]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[02:17.85](Too many dicks.)
[02:18.57]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
[02:21.28](Too many dicks.)
[02:22.03]Too many dicks on the dance floor.
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