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[00:15.00](Loby)
[00:15.28]Ladies and gentlemen!
[00:16.30]May I have your attention, please!
[00:20.66]Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
[00:22.39]to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
[00:25.63]or what not should be there?
[00:26.98]
[00:27.69]Well, ladies and gentlemen,
[00:28.92]From now on you can waken at ease!
[00:31.57]You need never again have a worry or care,
[00:33.48]I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
[00:37.40]Gentleman, you are about to see something
[00:39.07]wot rose from the dead!
[00:43.07]On the top of my head
[00:44.44]
[00:47.25]T'was Pirelli's
[00:49.06]Miracle Elixir,
[00:50.84]That's what did the trick, sir,
[00:52.62]True, sir, true.
[00:54.40]Was it quick sir?
[00:56.22]Did it in a tick, sir,
[00:58.00]Just like an elixir
[00:59.74]Ought to do!
[01:02.00]how about a bottle mister?
[01:02.22]
[01:03.58]only costs a penny guaranteed.
[01:05.49]
[01:08.91]Does Pirelli's
[01:10.49]Stimulate the growth, sir?
[01:12.27]You can have my oath, sir,
[01:14.10]'Tis unique.
[01:15.77]
[01:15.95]Rub a minute
[01:17.63]Stimulatin', i'nt?
[01:19.47]Soon you'll have to thin it
[01:21.20]Once a week!
[01:22.51]
[01:23.21](Todd)pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
[01:25.26](Lovett)are we standing near an open drench?
[01:27.00](Lovett)pardon me sir what's that awful stench? (Todd)are we standing near an open drench?
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[01:29.01](Loby)
[01:29.30]Buy Pirelli's
[01:30.19]Miracle Elixir
[01:31.99]anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls
[01:35.55]Try Pirelli's
[01:37.29]when they see how thick, sir
[01:39.04]you can have your pick, sir,
[01:40.88]of the girls!
[01:42.64]Wanna buy a bottle misses?
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[01:44.62](Todd)What is this?
[01:45.14](Lovett)What is this?
[01:45.69](Todd)Smells like piss
[01:46.64](Lovett)Smells like, ew!
[01:47.98](Todd)What is this? This is piss. piss with ink (Lovett)I wouldn't touch it if i was