[ti:The Kids]
[ar:Eminem]
[00:00.00]Eminem- The Kids
[00:00.01]And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80]Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08]His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62]Children quiet down please
[00:16.60]Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
[00:18.56]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
[00:23.20]Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26]Hi there little boys and girls (Fuck you!)
[00:26.80]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:31.20]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:40.01]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.93]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.23]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:50.52]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.56]the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.22]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:11.53]He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.99]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.66]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86]A