[ti:Duku Man (Skit)]
[ar:N-Dubz]
[al:Against All Odds]
[00:-7.52]N-Dubz Ft. Fearless - Duku Man (Skit)
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[00:02.38]Yo, I'm like lately seeing like,
[00:04.04]Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
[00:06.04]When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie I'm on a blankin' ting,
[00:08.49]And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting
[00:10.02]But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
[00:11.27]I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting ai
[00:13.30]See me I'm on a stancin' ting,
[00:14.90]Forever more I shall be the spankin' king
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[00:16.62]So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time,
[00:18.24]Only get one chance, don't get nine,
[00:22.07]bump 'n' grind
[00:23.61]I'm a man, you're a female,
[00:24.62]And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
[00:27.10]But they can't back their roads in up in detail,
[00:28.74]Don't bring your pictures, don't know your emails
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[00:30.54]Yo, I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC,
[00:32.33]So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
[00:34.98]And my friends reminiscing about the days,
[00:36.49]When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
[00:39.44]Shank them then leave their best friend,
[00:40.92]You're the shit to my shoe, shoulda splashed on the floor
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[00:43.68]Hey, if you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
[00:46.89]No fools round here, no lulus man,
[00:48.64]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)
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[00:51.51]What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
[00:53.03]I don't wanna put a thing in VD's hands,
[00:54.77]'Cause you're real definite and make it, go duku
[00:56.52]We're supposed to have rules, not lulus,
[00:58.26]Never have I seen a man run that fast,
[00:59.65]I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
[01:01.73]I dunno dickhead beenie man's cousin,
[01:03.13]more than a dozen
[01:04.90]I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
[01:06.84]("I will never shag a man unless I love him!")
[01:08.54]Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
[01:09.98]How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin'
[01:13.48]Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin'
[01:15.43]You bein'a buggin', wanna talk shit behind my back,
[01:17.22]When you see me start runnin',
[01:18.82]You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
[01:21.61]You and your boys are back full of bricks, if we come to your party,
[01:23.85]You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks
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[01:25.66]If you're a duku man, you've gotta be stackin' up duku plans,
[01:28.05]No fools round here, no lulus man,
[01:29.86]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)
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[01:32.57]What would you if you're in a club dancin',
[01:34.05]A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a satin,
[01:35.91]And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
[01:37.48]I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
[01:38.97]I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
[01:40.85]Give her willy, till the ... wink
[01:42.56]Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
[01:44.76]And that's enough of that, I don't care what you think
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[01:46.20]When I die, don't bury me, burn me,
[01:47.60]By the way things are goin', I might die early,
[01:49.36]I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
[01:51.21]I'm a killer and no one can hurt me
[01:52.79]Yo
[01:53.11]When I die don't bury me, freeze me,
[01:54.58]By the way things are goin' I might die easy,
[01:56.12]I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
[01:58.02]I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
[01:59.80]You ask if you think that I'm living in a dreamland,
[02:01.86]You thinkin' that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
[02:03.70]And come up with a song like ours,
[02:04.81]Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
[02:06.42]My album's a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs burnt shit like hot cakes
[02:09.87]So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell a...
[02:13.27]Doin' them in an hour, we go cobunion,
[02:15.31]I clunked you with a shank then done them,
[02:17.22]My grandma good pays North West London,
[02:18.94]I heard your mum's got bunions fam, what!
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