[ti:The Real Slim Shady]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:The Marshall Mathers]
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[00:02]May I have your attention please?
[00:06]May I have your attention please?
[00:08]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16]Were going to have a problem here
[00:18]Yall act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27]Its the return of the
[00:28]"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didnt just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32]And Dr Dre said
[00:33]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead, hes locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady Im sick of him
[00:41]look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43]limpin to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
[00:45]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47]but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
[00:50]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
[00:52]but cant, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55]my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:56]and if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59]and thats the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05]by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07]they got the discovery channel dont they?
[01:08]We aint nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16]then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
[01:18]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20]Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:22]Im Slim Shady
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