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[00:00.00]Mandy Goes To Med School
[00:00.10]Artist: The Dresden Dolls
[00:00.20]Album: Yes, Virginia
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[00:00.83]I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
[00:05.08]Pretty as a picture of a patient on a flash IV
[00:11.60]Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures
[00:15.87]Where his magic Johnson ought to be
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[00:22.25]Yes, I'll tell you just the thing
[00:26.10]You need to be the next big thing
[00:30.44]Let's start in with a test of your intelligence
[00:36.67]And zest for the counter productive
[00:39.50]Up and down and round about and
[00:43.80]Out the back and keep your mouth shut tight
[00:48.53]The lights are staying out but no sweat
[00:53.42]I've got aim like a mack truck
[00:56.57]Guess how many fingers, OK
[01:00.94]Guess how many more I can fit there
[01:05.02]Guess right get the toaster but you know
[01:09.66]Miss, guessing gets you nowhere
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[01:13.36]I've been baking cakes for the enemy
[01:17.51]I've been dying to find out the hard way
[01:21.53]I've been taking friends to the alleyway
[01:25.59]Two down now but who's counting anyway
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[01:29.62]Yes, I can do everything you need
[01:34.24]From out of my new SUV
[01:37.87]All my work is guaranteed
[01:41.34]To last the length of your recovery
[01:45.93]Put away those pliers honey trust me
[01:51.14]Cause I know the options
[01:53.99]How about a nine-month long vocation
[01:58.88]And a two-foot coffin
[02:02.12]I've been getting up close and intimate
[02:06.21]Some close calls but I'm getting into it
[02:10.00]In some states they say you can burn for it
[02:14.27]But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it
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[02:24.15]It's not a bad thing to get professional
[02:40.56]It's got a nice ring Mandy goes to med school
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[03:13.73]I've been taking tips from the government
[03:17.82]I've been getting damn good at hiding it
[03:21.86]Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
[03:25.90]Two down now but who's gonna notice it
[03:29.90]And if you show up and I am unavailable
[03:33.85]My partner Brian would love to take care of you
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[03:44.01]He is a nice man thoroughly reliable
[03:59.54]He's in a rock band and he goes to med school
[04:14.69]Oh he goes to med school
[04:23.48]He goes to med school