Leaders Of The New School - Classic Material (LP Version)歌詞
下載《Classic Material (LP Version)文本歌詞》Oh God! Hey!
Do you feel it?
OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.
Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
Tenacious D - Classical Teacher
Hey Kage
Jables
How goes it man?
S'good… s'good
Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world.
Well yeah me too!
There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.
Well s'true. I agree with that.
I mean what, yeah we're gonna be,
yeah we're really good. We're like
almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that.
Yeah
We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust!
What, what do you...
Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
What!
I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game.
Lessons!
Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking,
Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
Man, yeah, that's true. That's true.
Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
Really?
And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
Yeah? Oh no, what!
Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I
swear, if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his ass. He's out.
Who is this guy? I never…
His name is Felix Char
Urgh, what.
He's from Spain and he is the best.
Oh god…
I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic.
Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird!
Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.
OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.
Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
Hello?
Uh, hi!
Hello, I am Felix Char.
Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
OK, hm.
One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
OK.
Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
Ah well it's a Gibson.
Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same,
uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
OK. Yeah.
No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
What? What'd I do? What'd I do?
You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
I just picked it up, I just-
No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
The what!
The body.
Oh the body! Body, OK.
I'm sorry about my accent.
I didn't know, I didn't know.
Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
You go and play the guitar now. Play.
Uh, OK? Uh.
No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
They're too tight?
Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
Oh! Hm.
If I put my finger, on your finger.
Hey!
Then you can feel…
I can! Wait!
Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
Mhmhm!
Yes that's good.
Hey man!
Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
I'm just try- what!?
Feel this. Do you feel that?
Oh God! This is really weird man!
That's my cock.
What!
That's my cock in your butt cheeks.
Oh God! Hey!
Do you feel it?
Do you feel it?
OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.
Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
Tenacious D - Classical Teacher
Hey Kage
Jables
How goes it man?
S'good… s'good
Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world.
Well yeah me too!
There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.
Well s'true. I agree with that.
I mean what, yeah we're gonna be,
yeah we're really good. We're like
almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that.
Yeah
We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust!
What, what do you...
Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
What!
I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game.
Lessons!
Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking,
Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
Man, yeah, that's true. That's true.
Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
Really?
And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
Yeah? Oh no, what!
Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I
swear, if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his ass. He's out.
Who is this guy? I never…
His name is Felix Char
Urgh, what.
He's from Spain and he is the best.
Oh god…
I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic.
Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird!
Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.
OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.
Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
Hello?
Uh, hi!
Hello, I am Felix Char.
Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
OK, hm.
One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
OK.
Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
Ah well it's a Gibson.
Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same,
uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
OK. Yeah.
No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
What? What'd I do? What'd I do?
You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
I just picked it up, I just-
No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
The what!
The body.
Oh the body! Body, OK.
I'm sorry about my accent.
I didn't know, I didn't know.
Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
You go and play the guitar now. Play.
Uh, OK? Uh.
No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
They're too tight?
Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
Oh! Hm.
If I put my finger, on your finger.
Hey!
Then you can feel…
I can! Wait!
Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
Mhmhm!
Yes that's good.
Hey man!
Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
I'm just try- what!?
Feel this. Do you feel that?
Oh God! This is really weird man!
That's my cock.
What!
That's my cock in your butt cheeks.
Oh God! Hey!
Do you feel it?
Classic Material (LP Version)LRC歌詞
下載《Classic Material (LP Version)LRC歌詞》[ti:Classical Teacher] [ar:Tenacious D] [al:Rize Of The Fenix] 匹配時間為: 03 分 12 秒 的歌曲 [00:00.00]Tenacious D - Classical Teacher [00:00.17] [00:01.14]J:] Hey Kage [00:01.74]K:] Jables [00:02.53]J:] How goes it man? [00:03.75]K:] S'good… s'good [00:05.76]J:] Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, [00:08.23]I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world. [00:10.60]K:] Well yeah me too! [00:11.75]J:] There's no point in doing it if we're not the best. [00:14.02]K:] Well s'true. I agree with that. [00:15.73]J:] I mean what, yeah we're gonna be, [00:17.06]yeah we're really good. We're like [00:18.22]almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that. [00:19.70]K:] Yeah [00:22.04]J:] We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust! [00:23.47]K:] What, what do you... [00:24.89] [00:27.82]K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though? [00:31.65]J:] sigh] Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons. [00:33.73]K:] What! [00:34.36]J:] I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game. [00:36.15]K:] Lessons! [00:37.89]J:] Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking, [00:41.03]Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal? [00:42.46]K:] Man, yeah, that's true. That's true. [00:44.72]J:] Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy. [00:47.65]K:] Really? [00:48.41]J:] And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude. [00:52.18]K:] Yeah? Oh no, what! [00:54.77]J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I [00:56.66]swear, if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his ass. He's out. [01:01.52]K:] Who is this guy? I never… [01:02.45]J:] His name is Felix Char [01:03.70]K:] Urgh, what. [01:05.20]J:] He's from Spain and he is the best. [01:08.16]K:] Oh god… [01:09.14]J:] I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic. [01:10.93]K:] Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird! [01:13.37]J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him? [01:15.12]K:] OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him. [01:18.70]J:] OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in. [01:26.61]K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid. [01:27.68]F:] Hello? [01:28.46]K:] Uh, hi! [01:29.01]F:] Hello, I am Felix Char. [01:30.15]K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um. [01:31.93]F:] Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh. [01:35.36]K:] OK, hm. [01:36.85]F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique. [01:43.18]K:] OK. [01:43.56]F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here? [01:45.02]K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here. [01:46.58]F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender? [01:48.81]K:] Ah well it's a Gibson. [01:50.07]F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, [01:53.04]uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up? [01:55.49]K:] OK. Yeah. [01:57.70]F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! [01:59.04]K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do? [02:00.24]F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar! [02:01.96]K:] I just picked it up, I just- [02:03.31]F:] No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body. [02:09.95]K:] The what! [02:10.43]F:] The body. [02:10.88]K:] Oh the body! Body, OK. [02:12.48]F:] I'm sorry about my accent. [02:13.84]K:] I didn't know, I didn't know. [02:15.56]F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. [02:19.98]You go and play the guitar now. Play. [02:21.81]K:] Uh, OK? Uh. [02:23.58]F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight. [02:27.31]K:] They're too tight? [02:28.00]F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see? [02:30.02]K:] Oh! Hm. [02:31.27]F:] If I put my finger, on your finger. [02:33.37]K:] Hey! [02:33.77]F:] Then you can feel… [02:34.81]K:] I can! Wait! [02:35.38]F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips. [02:37.14]K:] Mhmhm! [02:39.61]F:] Yes that's good. [02:40.18]K:] Hey man! [02:41.89]F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm. [02:45.02]K:] I'm just try- what!? [02:46.29]F:] Feel this. Do you feel that? [02:48.47]K:] Oh God! This is really weird man! [02:49.48]F:] That's my cock. [02:50.19]K:] What! [02:51.00]F:] That's my cock in your butt cheeks. [02:52.66]K:] Oh God! Hey! [02:53.21]F:] Do you feel it? [03:09.46]