電影原聲 - Moose On The Loose歌詞
下載《Moose On The Loose文本歌詞》May I have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up
I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorce throwin her over furniture （ah）
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
And dr. dre said nothing you idiots
Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （ha ha）
Feminist women love eminem
Slim shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what
Flippin the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to britney spears
Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch put me on blast on mtv
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot circling
Screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Will the real slim shady please stand up
I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorce throwin her over furniture （ah）
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
And dr. dre said nothing you idiots
Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （ha ha）
Feminist women love eminem
Slim shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what
Flippin the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they
We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to britney spears
Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch put me on blast on mtv
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot circling
Screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
Moose On The LooseLRC歌詞
下載《Moose On The LooseLRC歌詞》?[00:03.14]May I have your attention please [00:04.63]May I have your attention please [00:06.92]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:09.29]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:14.32]We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.21]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.00]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:22.70]And started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:24.56]They first were divorce throwin her over furniture （ah） [00:26.42]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding [00:29.08]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:31.27]And dr. dre said nothing you idiots [00:33.84]Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （ha ha） [00:36.33]Feminist women love eminem [00:37.81]Slim shady I'm sick of him [00:39.78]Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what [00:42.36]Flippin the you know who yeah but he's so cute though [00:44.99]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47.37]But no worse than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms [00:49.85]Sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't [00:52.10]But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:54.34]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:56.74]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.02]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:00.93]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:03.39]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.07]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:06.33]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:07.64]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:10.76]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.43]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.52]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:17.39]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:21.85]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [01:23.70]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:25.97]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:28.26]Please stand up please stand up [01:30.59]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [01:32.74]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:35.01]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:37.40]Please stand up please stand up [01:39.60]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records [01:41.24]Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too [01:44.12]You think I give a damn about a grammy [01:46.10]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:48.62]But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:50.96]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:53.25]So you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:55.71]Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:57.55]So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:00.02]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:02.29]You little bitch put me on blast on mtv [02:04.90]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee [02:07.32]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:09.10]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [02:11.63]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:13.61]So I have been sent here to destroy you [02:15.86]And there's a million of us just like me [02:17.60]Who cuss like me who just don't give a fuck like me [02:20.08]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:22.30]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:25.32]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [02:27.24]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:29.48]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [02:31.76]Please stand up please stand up [02:34.63]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [02:38.14]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:38.82]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [02:41.97]please stand up please stand up [02:43.43]I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only givin you [02:46.01]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:48.50]The only difference is I got the balls to say it [02:50.44]in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all [02:52.84]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:54.35]and whether you like to admit it I just shit it [02:56.63]better than ninety percent of you rappers out can [02:58.88]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums [03:01.28]It's funny cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty [03:03.90]I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting [03:06.00]Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens [03:08.50]And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:10.86]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin [03:12.83]He could be workin at Burger King spittin on your onion rings [03:15.34]Or in the parkin lot circling [03:16.42]Screaming I don't give a fuck [03:18.06]With his windows down and his system up [03:19.58]So will the real shady please stand up [03:21.54]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:23.56]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:25.60]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:28.87]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [03:30.67]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:32.94]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:35.28]Please stand up please stand up [03:37.63]'Cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady [03:39.76]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:42.09]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:44.38]Please stand up please stand up [03:48.22]