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與人樂隊 - 口吐蓮花歌詞

口吐蓮花LRC歌詞

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[00:01.35]口吐蓮花-與人樂隊
[00:14.76]一二三二二三
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[00:21.29]跟隨著師傅上茅山
[00:24.28]
[00:27.71]茅山有個茅老道
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[00:34.45]師傅對我把藝傳
[00:37.87]
[00:41.16]傳會了徒弟整八個
[00:44.45]
[00:47.69]倒有七個成了仙
[00:51.04]
[00:54.40]因為我太笨沒得道
[00:57.31]
[01:01.10]師傅一怒把我趕下了山
[01:04.39]
[01:07.75]下得山來無事干
[01:11.18]
[01:14.48]變個戲法兒大家觀
[01:18.87]
[01:21.00]先變個獅子滾繡球
[01:24.62]
[01:27.74]再變個珍珠倒卷簾
[01:34.40]一會兒我再喝一口水
[01:38.38]
[01:41.12]變個口吐蓮花仙
[01:44.54]
[01:47.76]口吐蓮花要把神仙請
[01:51.79]
[01:54.46]請來了天上的大羅仙
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[02:00.89]我口吐蓮花了
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[02:35.95]一請天地動
[02:37.57]二請鬼神驚
[02:39.50]三請茅老道
[02:40.56]四請姜太公
[02:43.24]五請豬八戒
[02:45.10]六請孫悟空
[02:47.04]七請沙和尚
[02:48.91]八請是唐僧
[02:50.78]請來了薩達姆
[02:52.64]再請本拉登
[02:54.58]請來了小布什
[02:56.43]再請金日成
[02:58.30]請來了陳水扁
[03:00.23]再把小馬請
[03:02.16]請來了毛主席
[03:04.03]再請鄧小平
[03:05.84]請來了江□□
[03:07.83]再請宋祖英
[03:09.70]我們請王妃
[03:11.28]還要請李亞鵬
[03:13.51]請來了郭德綱
[03:15.38]還要請馮鞏
[03:17.32]請來了黃健翔
[03:19.12]別忘了張靚穎
[03:21.41]
[03:34.27]早請早到
[03:35.69]晚請晚到
[03:37.63]若請不到
[03:39.49]銅鑼相叫
[03:41.35]善有善報
[03:43.29]惡有惡報
[03:45.15]不是不報
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[03:47.08]時辰不到
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[03:48.95]杭州下雨
[03:50.86]注意感冒
[03:52.72]工廠煤礦
[03:54.08]
[03:54.65]防火防盜
[03:56.56]計劃生育
[03:57.81]
[03:58.42]不太重要
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[04:00.29]防艾滋病
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[04:02.10]戴避孕套
[04:04.09]黃色網站
[04:05.94]統統掃掉
[04:07.24]
[04:07.83]奧運金牌
[04:09.48]我們全都拿到
[04:11.66]把釘子戶
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[04:13.46]一個一個拔掉
[04:15.39]天色正好
[04:17.30]時辰不早
[04:19.23]抬頭觀看
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[04:21.08]眾神來到
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[04:22.95]眾神來到嘍
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[04:32.77]師傅 您倒是噴哪
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[04:35.19]我噴
[04:35.75]我噴你媽
[04:36.37]我噴
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